My best mate and his girlfriend have recently asked me to do a cartoon of them. I can imagine if Kate Moss were to marry a plastic surgeon and ask if he could touch her up (so to speak..), how he would feel............. Just started it and suffice to say it will probably use up a LOT of sketch paper............

Was accused of "looking like a clean living sort" the other day. Of all the bloody cheek. Been drinking like a fish ever since. How else can you sleep in this heat ? Well, OK, there is that. You dirty-minded shower.