Happy New Year, folks. Here's hoping for-
1) Eliza Dushku's imminent relocation to Cambridge, and sudden taking to wannabe cartoonists/songwriters.
2) George Galloway's debut in Ballamory.
3) Scottish independence, and the banning of references to 1978, 1707, any other year with a 7 in it, collocations of the word "English" with "poof", and the pensioning off of the Proclaimers.
4) The replacement of David Cameron by a snowflake.
5) Wayne Rooney's debut on University Challenge.
6) The abolition of winter.
7) The distribution of red wine tokens.
8) The inappropriate use of black American slang by British teenagers joining high treason as the only remaining capital offence.
9) The appointment of Matt Groening to US Secretary of State.
10) A rocket up the arse of the next person to ask me if I possess, or have ever worn, a kilt.
6 comments:
what is it with british teenagers and black american slang? they sounds so ridiculous! as for scottish independence, i await it with great impatience!i have always wanted to need a visa to come to england! maybe i can even get deported and get the english to pay to relocate me to glasgow?
the possibilities are endless!
Careful what you wish for.........
are you kidding!?! i will be first in the queue for my scottish passport, i have been waiting for this my whole life!
are you kidding!?! i will be first in the queue for my scottish passport, i have been waiting for this my whole life!
hey why did that happen twice?
So good you blogged it twice.....(to the tune of Billy Joel)
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